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Fic: A Different Form of Kindness (Katie/Marcus) adult

Title: A Different Form of Kindness
Author:

idea_of_sarcasm
Rating: Light R
Pairing(s): Katie Bell/Marcus Flint
Summary: The truth is usually better and more helpful than a kind shelter from it.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter universe – all recognisable characters and settings are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work. Please observe your local laws with regards to the age-limit and content of this work
Warning(s): Language
Word Count: ~5,600
Author's Notes: Written for

lady_green_bat in the

hp_rarities exchange. Which I struggled mightily with, ha - however I obviously did eventually produce a finished product. One of these days in an exchange I'm going to get a recipient who has possible pairings that doesn't involve me writing these two :)

( A Different Form of Kindness )

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Fic: Things Unsaid (Gen; side Spock/Uhura)

Title: Things Unsaid
Author:

idea_of_sarcasm
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Spock; Spock/Uhura; Kirk, Sarek, Amanda, McCoy
Summary: Four times Spock couldn't say 'I love you', one time he tried (and one time he did)
Author's Notes: I thought I could stay anonymous. I learned I rather suck at it. I have this weird thing where I *like* replying to comments. Written originally for the

st_xi_kink meme for the prompt here: Spock/Anyone, Five ways Spock says 'I love you' through technical terms. Writing in the new fandom makes me nervous, eep.

( Things Unsaid )

Current Mood: tired

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Fic: Somebody to Lean On (Dean/Seamus) Adult

Title: Somebody to Lean On
Author:

idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing: Dean/Seamus, with an extended Gryffindor supporting cast
Rating: R
Summary: Things can never return to normal that easily, and you should never have to face your problems alone.
Authors Note: Originally written for the 2009

hp_springsmut exchange for

neversleeps. I think my recipient is still probably poring through the piece going 'so where exactly is the smut?' It turned more into a character piece, for all of them. Perhaps it's another sign I should not be assigned slash in supposedly 'porn' fests.

Somebody To Lean On

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Current Mood: cranky

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Fic: It's a Nice Day for a (Weasley) Wedding Adult (Charlie/Katie)

Posting as I head off to work....

I hate working Saturdays. Oh so much.

Title: It's a Nice Day for a (Weasley) Wedding
Author:

idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing: Charlie/Katie (Angelina/George, a variety of side pairings)
Summary: Angelina and George are getting married. Nobody said it was going to run smooth, and nobody said they were going to be the only ones getting together.
Rating: R
Warnings: Mild sexual activity and language
Word Count: ~21,000
Author's notes: Originally written for the 2009

wizard_loveexchange.

It's a Nice Day for (Weasley) Wedding

Current Mood: tired

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Ficlet: The Secret (Blaise/Hermione adult)

So, remember back four months ago when I took prompts for Christmas drabbles/ficlets? Yeah, I know, just awhile ago. Still, I felt bad about only writing fic for the one from

drcjsnider since writing fell by the wayside when I started to get too busy, so over time I would like to finish the others. Since, uh, most of the prompts were holiday related I'm going to amend them as I can (or, choose random prompts as needed I suppose).

Title: The Secret
Author:

idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing: Blaise/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: Secret ~~Santa~~ by

kendas
Author's notes: Heh, only ~850 words and it's more adult than the pieces I submitted for 'porn' exchanges. Really creative title, I am aware.

( The Secret )

Current Mood: crappy

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Fic: Across the Divide (Katie/Marcus) Adult

Title: Across the Divide
Author:

idea_of_sarcasm
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Katie Bell/Marcus Flint
Summary: As Voldemort gains power, Katie and Marcus start to learn there is more to life than Quidditch
Disclaimer: I'm not JK Rowling, nor anybody associated with the production and ownership of her work.
Warning(s): Language and sexual content
Author's Notes: Written for

kereia in the

smutty_claus exchange. I should probably wait until a different time to post it around...but well, I'll forget :) Posted to my entirely free new geocities account as it is too long for a single post, and too awkward to break up into proper word counts, ha. There were other places I was going to take this fic, but if certain people on my f-list were going to actually read this pairing in the exchange, it would have had a few too many 'tells'.

Also to fulfill the prompt of 'effect of impact on stationary objects' in my ~~much forgotten~~

7spells table.

Across the Divide

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Current Mood: sick

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Writing Roundup

So the cold has progressed to hacking coughing fits of doom even if I'm feeling more perky. It does, however, mean I'm not leaving the house tonight when it's gone the -47 route as my overworked lungs cannot take it.

Instead

( My fanfiction works of 2008 aka A Very Short List )

Maybe I should make a New Years Resolution: Write a piece of fanfiction that isn't *for* somebody in some way. It's a longer list than last year anyway - mostly because of the one set of short drabble!fics, ha.

Current Mood: determined

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Christmas Fic: Meeting the Parents (Rose/Scorpius; All Ages)

Title: Meeting the Parents
Author:

idea_of_sarcasm
Rating: PG
Pairing: Rose/Scorpius
Prompt: White Christmas from

drcjsnider. Which is only used really loosely, heh. In that it's Christmas – and there is mention of snow. I do have a few more spots open for prompts should anybody be desperately looking for anything specific here

( Meeting the parents )

Current Mood: exhausted

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Birthday Fic: The Very Thought of You Adult (Charlie/Hermione)

Title: The Very Thought of You
Author:

idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing: Charlie/Hermione
Rating: Porn light. R maybe?
Summary: Hermione learns fantasies are sometimes made to become reality
Authors note: Happy Birthday Heather (

heather11483)! I got it posted ~~under midnight here~~ close to your birthday. As per your request I tried to write Charlie/Hermione again, though it hasn't occured since your birthday last year! It maybe worked out, it maybe didn't – I really think I've forgotten how to write properly these days :-P I hope you enjoy this when you come down off your election high. At least it's personally just for you :)

( The Very Thought of You )

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Fic: Out in the Open. Adult Dean/Seamus

Title: Out in the Open
Author:

idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing: Dean/Seamus
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~3800
Warnings: Wanking
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: A potion and a game lead to revelations Seamus never intended to make
Author's Notes: Written for

ozma_katiebell in the

hp_summersmut exchange. My first 'real' foray into writing slash.

( Out in the Open )

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Current Mood: sleepy

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Drabble (short!fic) the sixth

Remember those drabble-prompts I took and was working through super slowly before real life got insanely busy? Yeah, they'd started to slip my mind too. Finally though, here's a completion of one that slipped through the cracks when things picked up and pushed writing out of the way.

Title: Discoveries
Author:

idea_of_sarcasm
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Neville/Hannah
Summary: Hannah understands what Neville somehow manages to remain clueless about

( Discoveries. Neville/Hannah. Pg-13 )

Requestor:

msmoocow who has probably forgotten making the prompt
Prompt: 'Neville/Hannah, with a bit of inappropriate humor and fluff that isn't cloyingly sweet' (sorry, I haven't read 'Mediator' yet – I have to find the right program to open those files)

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Fanfic: Unequal and Opposite. Katie/Marcus. R

Title: Unequal and Opposite
Author:

idea_of_sarcasm
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Katie Bell/Marcus Flint
Summary: Sometimes what one thinks is good for them, isn't really – and what seems like a bad idea, isn't actually.
Disclaimer: I'm not JK Rowling, nor anybody associated with the production and ownership of her work.
Warning(s): None, except language and mild sexual content.
Author's Notes: Written for

purelush in the inaugural

hp_rarities exchange. At her request, it is based on generalities of canon from the RP

road_ahead, but I attempted to write it so you need no familiarity with the game to enjoy the piece :) A bit of a departure from my usual Katie.

( Unequal and Opposite )

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Current Mood: exhausted

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Drabble the fifth

At least the driving aspect of things is done on my move - and now that I've recovered from my heart attack over gas prices, and have my eyes open for at least another ten minutes, another in the list of "drabbles" I have yet to finish. Not exactly DH compliant

( If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Hermione/Fred. R-ish )

Requested by:

drcjsnider Prompt:Broken

Nope, not really where I was planning intially on taking this one, but the Weasley twins have, temporarily at least, been put through the emotional wringer enough times from me.

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Drabble the Fourth

The first one that's actually a drabble :)

( Forbidden Fruit. Hermione, George. PG )

Requested by:

heather11483 Prompt: Apple

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Drabble(actually short!fic) the third

Managed one more before sleep:

( A Step in the Right Direction. George, Katie. PG-13 )

Requestor:

silverius408 Prompt: Kittens

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Drabble the second

It's amazing how slow going a few hundred words can be *snort*

( What Others See. Orla Quirke, Vincent Crabbe. PG-13 )

Requestor:

the_rainbow_jen Prompt: Perspective.

I'd really considered doing this

stoatshead_hill compliant rather than JK compliant, though I went with the latter...still not sure if I made the right call, lol.

Current Mood: tired

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Drabble the first

So I got a whopping total of one of the drabbles prompted so far done - why it's getting the dubious honour of it's own post tonight :) I had attempted a second - but apparently I have problems with inanimate objects, so it gets lumped in with the rest for tomorrow.

( Unanswered. Hermione/Blaise. PG-13 )

Requestor:

inell. Prompt: Fishing

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Fic: There Are No Constants (Hermione/Fred, Hermione/Ron)

Author:

idea_of_sarcasm
Title: There Are No Constants
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Hermione/Fred (Hermione/Ron)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: All but death can be adjusted, but even then sometimes there are exceptions
Warning(s): Complete DH canon compliancy - and, no, not in the necrophilia sense – and no adultery either. Compliancy with most of JK Rowling's interview canon, though in all this I may be as inconsistent as she is. Easily evaded mild torture, and non-violent character death mentioned. Smut that is only very secondary. . . .
Author's Notes: Originally written for the

hp_springsmut exchange - original post here

(Part One)
(Part Two)
(Part Three)
(Part Four)

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Fic: There Are No Constants (Hermione/Fred - Hermione/Ron)

Author:

hp_springsmut exchange.

( There Are No Constants - Part Four )

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Fic: There Are No Constants (Hermione/Fred)

Title: There Are No Constants
Rating: NC-17

( There Are No Constants - Part Three )