Fic: There Are No Constants (Hermione/Fred, Hermione/Ron)

[idea_of_sarcasm]

Author: idea_of_sarcasm
Title: There Are No Constants
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Hermione/Fred (Hermione/Ron)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: All but death can be adjusted, but even then sometimes there are exceptions
Warning(s): Complete DH canon compliancy - and, no, not in the necrophilia sense – and no adultery either. Compliancy with most of JK Rowling's interview canon, though in all this I may be as inconsistent as she is. Easily evaded mild torture, and non-violent character death mentioned. Smut that is only very secondary. . . .
Author's Notes: Originally written for the hp_springsmut exchange - original post here

(Part One)
(Part Two)
(Part Three)
(Part Four)

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Comments

[fiiishy.livejournal.com]

**raises hand** I read the whole thing all by myself and theres no pictures either.

oh, and p.s. it was good but if I could put in some constructive criticism? Just a little nitpick of mine. There was a severe lack of cookies and pancakes. It's okay, though, you can work on that.

[idea-of-sarcasm.livejournal.com]

I'll make you a plaque if you like *grin* for that's a tremendous accomplishment.

(but thank you, none the less)

And *nods seriously* whatever I write next time, there will be the inclusion of cookies and pancakes. And maybe some cheesecake. You know, everything that embodies what your icons stand for - between the rabbit, and the googleymoogley.