Shoulders of Giants

Author: idea_of_sarcasm
Title: There Are No Constants
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Hermione/Fred (Hermione/Ron)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: All but death can be adjusted, but even then sometimes there are exceptions
Warning(s): Complete DH canon compliancy - and, no, not in the necrophilia sense – and no adultery either. Compliancy with most of JK Rowling's interview canon, though in all this I may be as inconsistent as she is. Easily evaded mild torture, and non-violent character death mentioned. Smut that is only very secondary. . . .
Author's Notes: Originally written for the hp_springsmut exchange.

( There Are No Constants Part Two )

Title: Reassurance
Author: idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing/Fandom: Barney/Valancy (Blue Castle)
Summary: Sometimes Barney wonders - if Valancy regrets the way they began.
Rating: All ages
Author's notes: Competely plotless schmoop written for my yuletide recipient (written at possibly the last minute) - posted here to keep all my fic together. Be sure to take your Metformin before reading :)

( Reassurance )

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Title: Christmas on Serenity
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A few short vignettes showing the holiday on the ship post BDM
Additional Notes: Short little thing written as a fulfillment of fiiishy's wishlist. No other reason than that. She wanted part of it with Jayne being 'cute' and I tried to oblige.

( Christmas on Serenity )

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Title: False Hope
Author: idea_of_sarcasm
Characters/Pairing(s): Hermione/Cedric; Amos Diggory
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I am not JK Rowling. I am not her publisher, editor etc etc. I own nothing, I have no control, I'm just playing in their sandbox.
Summary: The Room of Requirement is limited by the exceptions to the laws of transfiguration – though sometimes it seems otherwise.
A/N: Written for silvernatasha in the sexy_brilliance exchange. A short little take-off on an idea by svyen. Original post here

( False Hope )

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Title: A Lack of Impact.
Author/Artist: idea_of_sarcasm
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: George/Hermione, (Fred)
Summary: One plus one still – unfortunately – equals two.
Warnings: Spoilers for Deathly Hallows
Author's Notes: Written for modestyrabnott in the hp_summersmut exchange.

*x-posted like a 2 knut whore


( A Lack of Impact )

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Title: Memory is a Complicated Thing - Part 1
Pairing: Neville/Ginny, Frank/Alice
Rating: NC-17
Summary: You have to know the past, to understand the present.
Warnings/Spoilers: None. Written for an exchange pre-DH.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter in any way shape or form. The characters are not my intellectual property. And since the plot comes from the universe Rowling created, it's technically not mine either.
Author's Notes: Written for mosaic in the sunandsmut exchange.

( Memory is a Complicated Thing - Part 1 )

So, what does one do when they should writing their (potentially long if they ever get on it) sunandsmut fic, or even starting their hp_summersmut fic? They listen (no, that's not a mistype) to basketball and write the semi-crackish fic prompted?/requested? By minisinoo under the "things I would never write" meme.

I had been going to make this into something good - but then I realized I didn't move my firefly dvds here with me. And there's only so much you can get from the internet, shockingly enough. So, here it is in it's stream of consciousness glory

(And, it somehow go actually crackish and amusing (at least to me). Which one wouldn't get unless they have a familiarity with the PBs used over at stoatshead_hill).

Title: Benefit of the Doubt
Rating: PG
Summary: Kaylee gets rather defensive about Serenity when a certain wizard insults her
(yes, that's right, a bit of an HP/Firefly crossover. And, heck, I even had to toss a pairing in there as well. Canon timelines are completely and utterly irrelevant.)

( Benefit of the Doubt )

The only thing I've written in the past few months - and it was for a smutty fic exchange. My recipient asked for a vanilla, relatively fluffy, smut fic (among a few other specifics) - and that she did get. For my reference, original post here in hp_springsmut - the reveals were done today, and there were quite a few good pieces this year, although not in pairings I usually read.


Title:After All This Time
Author: idea_of_sarcasm
Rating: Adult
Pairing(s): Hermione/Viktor
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: She hadn't seen him in years, although it wasn't entirely by choice.
Author's Notes: Written for [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] for the hp_springsmut exchange.

( After All This Time )

Title: Coming Out On Top
Author: idea_of_sarcasm
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I own or control nothing. Shocker, huh?
Pairing: Hermione/Blaise
Summary: It wasn’t goodness of heart, it was self-preservation
Warnings: Light bondage/spanking
Author’s notes: smutty_claus entry for millieweasley.


( Coming Out On Top )

Title: On The Other Hand
Author:idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing: Hermione/Blaise
Disclaimer: I own or control nothing in real life, I just manipulate them in fanfic for my own nefarious purposes.
Rating:Adult
Summary: The situation may not be ideal, but it can have certain advantages
Author’s notes: A little piece to get me out of my writer’s block, and because I needed a bit of break from real life. Dedicated to kendas.

( On The Other Hand )

Welcome to my first, and likely last, foray into the world of Doctor Who fanfiction. It took a surprisingly lot of effort never having written for Doctor Who before.


Title: Actions Speak Louder Than Words
Author: idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing: Ten/Rose
Rating: Uh, Teen.
Word Count: ~2550
Spoilers: Somewhere in the new second season. But technically post Girl in the Fireplace and pre Doomsday.
Disclaimer: Doctor Who and its characters are the property of the BBC, no copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Written for wendymr and dark_aegis Rose Tyler Ficathon. This was requested by queenrikki_hp.
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( Actions Speak Louder Than Words )

A response to the weekly challenge over at quiet_ones, because I was bored and I just got the internet working on my fancy new computer.

Prompt: Love is like choking on stage with a mic.
Author: idea_of_sarcasm
Disclaimer: I’m just borrowing them for a little while
Pairing: Hermione/Draco
Rating: PG
A/N: Rather fluffy. Hell, who am I kidding. Completely fluffy. It feels wrong.

( Choking )
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Prompt: Love is like peanut butter.
Author: idea_of_sarcasm
Disclaimer: I’m just borrowing them for a little while
Pairing: Hermione/Blaise
Rating: PG-13

( Peanut Butter )

Title:Co-dependent
Author: idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing: Hermione/Charlie
Summary: She's just a little crazy
Rating: All Ages
Disclaimer: Shocker isn’t it that I am not JK Rowling, nor do I own anything Harry Potter related?
Author’s note: A piece I was inspired to finish quickly - of course that may have something to do with the length of it.

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( Co-dependent )