Shoulders of Giants

Title: Things Unsaid
Author: idea_of_sarcasm
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Spock; Spock/Uhura; Kirk, Sarek, Amanda, McCoy
Summary: Four times Spock couldn't say 'I love you', one time he tried (and one time he did)
Author's Notes: I thought I could stay anonymous. I learned I rather suck at it. I have this weird thing where I *like* replying to comments. Written originally for the st_xi_kink meme for the prompt here: Spock/Anyone, Five ways Spock says 'I love you' through technical terms. Writing in the new fandom makes me nervous, eep.


( Things Unsaid )

Posting as I head off to work....

I hate working Saturdays. Oh so much.

Title: It's a Nice Day for a (Weasley) Wedding
Author: idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing: Charlie/Katie (Angelina/George, a variety of side pairings)
Summary: Angelina and George are getting married. Nobody said it was going to run smooth, and nobody said they were going to be the only ones getting together.
Rating: R
Warnings: Mild sexual activity and language
Word Count: ~21,000
Author's notes: Originally written for the 2009 wizard_loveexchange.

It's a Nice Day for (Weasley) Wedding

Title: Across the Divide
Author: idea_of_sarcasm
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Katie Bell/Marcus Flint
Summary: As Voldemort gains power, Katie and Marcus start to learn there is more to life than Quidditch
Disclaimer: I'm not JK Rowling, nor anybody associated with the production and ownership of her work.
Warning(s): Language and sexual content
Author's Notes: Written for kereia in the smutty_claus exchange. I should probably wait until a different time to post it around...but well, I'll forget :) Posted to my entirely free new geocities account as it is too long for a single post, and too awkward to break up into proper word counts, ha. There were other places I was going to take this fic, but if certain people on my f-list were going to actually read this pairing in the exchange, it would have had a few too many 'tells'.

Also to fulfill the prompt of 'effect of impact on stationary objects' in my much forgotten 7spells table.


Across the Divide


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Title: Meeting the Parents
Author: idea_of_sarcasm
Rating: PG
Pairing: Rose/Scorpius
Prompt: White Christmas from drcjsnider. Which is only used really loosely, heh. In that it's Christmas – and there is mention of snow. I do have a few more spots open for prompts should anybody be desperately looking for anything specific here


( Meeting the parents )

Title: Out in the Open
Author: idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing: Dean/Seamus
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~3800
Warnings: Wanking
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: A potion and a game lead to revelations Seamus never intended to make
Author's Notes: Written for ozma_katiebell in the hp_summersmut exchange. My first 'real' foray into writing slash.

( Out in the Open )

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Title: Unequal and Opposite
Author: idea_of_sarcasm
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Katie Bell/Marcus Flint
Summary: Sometimes what one thinks is good for them, isn't really – and what seems like a bad idea, isn't actually.
Disclaimer: I'm not JK Rowling, nor anybody associated with the production and ownership of her work.
Warning(s): None, except language and mild sexual content.
Author's Notes: Written for purelush in the inaugural hp_rarities exchange. At her request, it is based on generalities of canon from the RP road_ahead, but I attempted to write it so you need no familiarity with the game to enjoy the piece :) A bit of a departure from my usual Katie.

( Unequal and Opposite )

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The first one that's actually a drabble :)

( Forbidden Fruit. Hermione, George. PG )

Requested by: heather11483 Prompt: Apple


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It's amazing how slow going a few hundred words can be *snort*

( What Others See. Orla Quirke, Vincent Crabbe. PG-13 )

Requestor: the_rainbow_jen Prompt: Perspective.

I'd really considered doing this stoatshead_hill compliant rather than JK compliant, though I went with the latter...still not sure if I made the right call, lol.

Author: idea_of_sarcasm
Title: There Are No Constants
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Hermione/Fred (Hermione/Ron)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: All but death can be adjusted, but even then sometimes there are exceptions
Warning(s): Complete DH canon compliancy - and, no, not in the necrophilia sense – and no adultery either. Compliancy with most of JK Rowling's interview canon, though in all this I may be as inconsistent as she is. Easily evaded mild torture, and non-violent character death mentioned. Smut that is only very secondary. . . .
Author's Notes: Originally written for the hp_springsmut exchange - original post here

(Part One)
(Part Two)
(Part Three)
(Part Four)

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Title: There Are No Constants
Rating: NC-17

( There Are No Constants - Part Three )

Author: idea_of_sarcasm
Title: There Are No Constants
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Hermione/Fred (Hermione/Ron)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: All but death can be adjusted, but even then sometimes there are exceptions
Warning(s): Complete DH canon compliancy - and, no, not in the necrophilia sense – and no adultery either. Compliancy with most of JK Rowling's interview canon, though in all this I may be as inconsistent as she is. Easily evaded mild torture, and non-violent character death mentioned. Smut that is only very secondary. . . .
Author's Notes: Originally written for the hp_springsmut exchange.

( There Are No Constants - Part One )

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Since there's no specific timeline on this...and I need something to kickstart writing...and I'm feeling the urge to write about a female character who isn't Hermione at least occasionally...and it finally got approved after a few months (after I forgot about claiming this at 7spells).

7spells HP Fanfiction Challenge Author: idea_of_sarcasm Character/Pairing: Katie Bell

1. History Repeats Itself

2. The effect of impact on stationary objects

3. copy prompt here

4. copy prompt here

5. copy prompt here

6. copy prompt here

7. copy prompt here

Progress: 0/7

*rest of prompts to be decided upon soon. The initial plan was to have them all be interlocking, but I've had a few other ideas.

eta: I can't figure out why the actual table doesn't appear, or the topping part isn't centered. *sigh*