idea_of_sarcasm: (twins)
2008-04-09 11:55 am

Fic: There Are No Constants (Hermione/Fred - Hermione/Ron)

Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Title: There Are No Constants
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Hermione/Fred (Hermione/Ron)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: All but death can be adjusted, but even then sometimes there are exceptions
Warning(s): Complete DH canon compliancy - and, no, not in the necrophilia sense – and no adultery either. Compliancy with most of JK Rowling's interview canon, though in all this I may be as inconsistent as she is. Easily evaded mild torture, and non-violent character death mentioned. Smut that is only very secondary. . . .
Author's Notes: Originally written for the [livejournal.com profile] hp_springsmut exchange.

There Are No Constants Part Two )
idea_of_sarcasm: (allwaswell - fred)
2008-04-09 11:45 am

Fic: There Are No Constants (Hermione/Fred - Hermione/Ron)

Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Title: There Are No Constants
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Hermione/Fred (Hermione/Ron)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: All but death can be adjusted, but even then sometimes there are exceptions
Warning(s): Complete DH canon compliancy - and, no, not in the necrophilia sense – and no adultery either. Compliancy with most of JK Rowling's interview canon, though in all this I may be as inconsistent as she is. Easily evaded mild torture, and non-violent character death mentioned. Smut that is only very secondary. . . .
Author's Notes: Originally written for the [livejournal.com profile] hp_springsmut exchange.

There Are No Constants - Part One )
idea_of_sarcasm: (pinkpresent)
2008-01-07 06:09 pm

Fic: Reassurance

Title: Reassurance
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing/Fandom: Barney/Valancy (Blue Castle)
Summary: Sometimes Barney wonders - if Valancy regrets the way they began.
Rating: All ages
Author's notes: Competely plotless schmoop written for my [livejournal.com profile] yuletide recipient (written at possibly the last minute) - posted here to keep all my fic together. Be sure to take your Metformin before reading :)

Reassurance )


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idea_of_sarcasm: (procrastinators unite)
2008-01-01 12:11 am
Entry tags:

7spells Claim Table

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Since there's no specific timeline on this...and I need something to kickstart writing...and I'm feeling the urge to write about a female character who isn't Hermione at least occasionally...and it finally got approved after a few months (after I forgot about claiming this at [livejournal.com profile] 7spells).



[livejournal.com profile] 7spells HP Fanfiction Challenge
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Character/Pairing: Katie Bell
1. History Repeats Itself
2. The effect of impact on stationary objects
3. copy prompt here
4. copy prompt here
5. copy prompt here
6. copy prompt here
7. copy prompt here
Progress: 0/7


*rest of prompts to be decided upon soon. The initial plan was to have them all be interlocking, but I've had a few other ideas.

eta: I can't figure out why the actual table doesn't appear, or the topping part isn't centered. *sigh*
idea_of_sarcasm: (pinkpresent)
2007-12-23 12:29 am
Entry tags:

Fic: Christmas on Serenity

Title: Christmas on Serenity
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A few short vignettes showing the holiday on the ship post BDM
Additional Notes: Short little thing written as a fulfillment of [livejournal.com profile] fiiishy's wishlist. No other reason than that. She wanted part of it with Jayne being 'cute' and I tried to oblige.

Christmas on Serenity )



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idea_of_sarcasm: (Default)
2007-11-06 11:51 pm

A New Definition of Beauty (Ernie/Lavender)

Title: A New Definition of Beauty
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing: Ernie/Lavender
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Two residents of the Dai Llewellyn Ward find comfort in the aftermath.
Warnings: None - a certain level of sap.
Additional Notes: A short piece written for [livejournal.com profile] phil_urich in the [livejournal.com profile] hprare_exchange that I was insane enough to volunteered to pinch-hit for a little while back. Not exactly a pairing I had ever contemplated writing before.

A New Definition of Beauty )


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idea_of_sarcasm: (cedherm)
2007-10-16 03:39 pm

False Hope *All Ages* Cedric/Hermione

Title: False Hope
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Characters/Pairing(s): Hermione/Cedric; Amos Diggory
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I am not JK Rowling. I am not her publisher, editor etc etc. I own nothing, I have no control, I'm just playing in their sandbox.
Summary: The Room of Requirement is limited by the exceptions to the laws of transfiguration – though sometimes it seems otherwise.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] silvernatasha in the [livejournal.com profile] sexy_brilliance exchange. A short little take-off on an idea by [livejournal.com profile] svyen. Original post here

False Hope )



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idea_of_sarcasm: (boysfromtrees)
2007-09-25 01:40 am
Entry tags:

Drabbles/Ficlets

Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you....well, the fics are perhaps a bit late. And kind of lame....and written really fast...(and I'll stop making excuses now, except to say I really can't write voices in the 'Firefly' universe. Tossing in a few 'gorrams' just doesn't seem to do it :D).

But, well, for [livejournal.com profile] minisinoo - it's nice to get at least some kind of "present" isn't it, like you asked for? The thought was there in writing these, I swear. Two little ficlets, and a drabble. Firefly/HP - the things you'd never thought you'd see.

Drabble #1
Characters: Cedric, Mal

Drabble 1 )

Ficlet #1
Characters: Kaylee, Inara, Cedric

Ficlet 1 )

Ficlet #2
Characters: Hermione, Zoe

Ficlet 2 )
idea_of_sarcasm: (marauders fred heaven)
2007-09-21 10:01 pm

A Lack of Impact *adult* Hermione/George, Fred

Title: A Lack of Impact.
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: George/Hermione, (Fred)
Summary: One plus one still – unfortunately – equals two.
Warnings: Spoilers for Deathly Hallows
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] modestyrabnott in the [livejournal.com profile] hp_summersmut exchange.

*x-posted like a 2 knut whore


A Lack of Impact )



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idea_of_sarcasm: (twinklestar)
2007-07-28 02:27 am

Memory is a Complicated Thing *adult* (Nevilly/Ginny, Frank/Alice)

Title: Memory is a Complicated Thing - Part 2
Pairing: Neville/Ginny, Frank/Alice
Rating: NC-17
Summary: You have to know the past, to understand the present.
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter in any way shape or form. The characters are not my intellectual property. And since the plot comes from the universe Rowling created, it's technically not mine either.
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] mosaic in the [livejournal.com profile] sunandsmut exchange.

Part 1

Memory is a Complicated Thing - Part 2 )

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idea_of_sarcasm: (twinklestar)
2007-07-28 01:50 am

Memory is a Complicated Thing *adult* (Neville/Ginny, Frank/Alice)

Title: Memory is a Complicated Thing - Part 1
Pairing: Neville/Ginny, Frank/Alice
Rating: NC-17
Summary: You have to know the past, to understand the present.
Warnings/Spoilers: None. Written for an exchange pre-DH.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter in any way shape or form. The characters are not my intellectual property. And since the plot comes from the universe Rowling created, it's technically not mine either.
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] mosaic in the [livejournal.com profile] sunandsmut exchange.

Memory is a Complicated Thing - Part 1 )
idea_of_sarcasm: (the end)
2007-05-08 09:15 pm
Entry tags:

Someday

Title: Someday
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Rating: G
Characters: Viktor (Hermione/Harry)
For [livejournal.com profile] inell's first line meme. It got a bit long for comment post in a personal LJ

Someday )
idea_of_sarcasm: (simon kaylee)
2007-05-06 07:20 pm
Entry tags:

Fic: Benefit of the Doubt

So, what does one do when they should writing their (potentially long if they ever get on it) [livejournal.com profile] sunandsmut fic, or even starting their [livejournal.com profile] hp_summersmut fic? They listen (no, that's not a mistype) to basketball and write the semi-crackish fic prompted?/requested? By [livejournal.com profile] minisinoo under the "things I would never write" meme.

I had been going to make this into something good - but then I realized I didn't move my firefly dvds here with me. And there's only so much you can get from the internet, shockingly enough. So, here it is in it's stream of consciousness glory

(And, it somehow go actually crackish and amusing (at least to me). Which one wouldn't get unless they have a familiarity with the PBs used over at [livejournal.com profile] stoatshead_hill).

Title: Benefit of the Doubt
Rating: PG
Summary: Kaylee gets rather defensive about Serenity when a certain wizard insults her
(yes, that's right, a bit of an HP/Firefly crossover. And, heck, I even had to toss a pairing in there as well. Canon timelines are completely and utterly irrelevant.)

Benefit of the Doubt )
idea_of_sarcasm: (porn)
2007-05-01 10:32 pm

Random "fic"

So, despite the fact that two out of the three 'never write' prompts were in shows I do not know *cough* [livejournal.com profile] annearchy [livejournal.com profile] acoustics1220 *cough* - I knew at least enough to, uh, fake my way through (and yeah, Lindsey/Angel is SO not shippy as I have no idea of their dynamic never having seen Lindsey really on the show).

And despite the fact it's been eons since I wrote anything in Gilmore Girls (well, it feels like it), and never at all with these characters - here are the snippets (drabbles?) of fics '[livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm will never write':
(feel free to comment on more if anyone's bored - I need something to entertain me, and real fic isn't working)

Lindsey, Angel Show: Angel )

Jess/Dean Show: Gilmore Girls - and is it obvious I've never written angry boy slash, I think so )

Angel/Spike Show: Angel )
idea_of_sarcasm: (tonymichelle)
2007-04-06 01:32 am

After All This Time Viktor/Hermione *adult*

The only thing I've written in the past few months - and it was for a smutty fic exchange. My recipient asked for a vanilla, relatively fluffy, smut fic (among a few other specifics) - and that she did get. For my reference, original post here in [livejournal.com profile] hp_springsmut - the reveals were done today, and there were quite a few good pieces this year, although not in pairings I usually read.


Title:After All This Time
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Rating: Adult
Pairing(s): Hermione/Viktor
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: She hadn't seen him in years, although it wasn't entirely by choice.
Author's Notes: Written for [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] for the [livejournal.com profile] hp_springsmut exchange.

After All This Time )
idea_of_sarcasm: (zabini2)
2007-01-23 07:47 pm

A Glimpse Hermione/Blaise

Title: A Glimpse
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing: Hermione/Blaise
Disclaimer: I own or control nothing in real life, I don’t write with caplocks enough to even pretend
Rating: PG-13
Author’s notes: I can’t write fic right now, but apparently I can drabble. For the [livejournal.com profile] quiet_ones weekly prompt.

A Glimpse )
idea_of_sarcasm: (zabinishrug)
2007-01-04 10:42 pm

Coming Out on Top *adult* Hermione/Blaise

Title: Coming Out On Top
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I own or control nothing. Shocker, huh?
Pairing: Hermione/Blaise
Summary: It wasn’t goodness of heart, it was self-preservation
Warnings: Light bondage/spanking
Author’s notes: [livejournal.com profile] smutty_claus entry for [livejournal.com profile] millieweasley.


Coming Out On Top )
idea_of_sarcasm: (pinkpresent)
2006-12-24 04:03 am

Still Waters Run Deep *Adult* Hermione/Percy

Title: Still Waters Run Deep
Author:[livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing: Hermione/Percy
Disclaimer: I own or control nothing in real life, I don’t write with caplocks enough to even pretend
Rating:Adult
Summary: She didn’t know what would happen if he unbent for once, but she’d like to find out.
Author’s notes: Merry Christmas everyone! Not that this is the best gift you all will get today. This is what you get with boredom, a lack of fic to read, and a ym prompt late at night from [livejournal.com profile] inell.

Still Waters Run Deep )
idea_of_sarcasm: (zabini2)
2006-12-08 11:36 pm

On The Other Hand, *Adult*, Blaise/Hermione

Title: On The Other Hand
Author:[livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing: Hermione/Blaise
Disclaimer: I own or control nothing in real life, I just manipulate them in fanfic for my own nefarious purposes.
Rating:Adult
Summary: The situation may not be ideal, but it can have certain advantages
Author’s notes: A little piece to get me out of my writer’s block, and because I needed a bit of break from real life. Dedicated to [livejournal.com profile] kendas.

On The Other Hand )
idea_of_sarcasm: (change)
2006-10-31 07:54 pm

Eyes Wide Open (Hermione/Bill) *Adult*

Title: Eyes Wide Open
Pairing: Hermione/Bill
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sex, language
Summary:She's bringing him out of his comfort zone.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is not mine. You think JK Rowling would let her characters do these things?
Author Notes: Written for the [livejournal.com profile] sexy_brilliance Exchange for [livejournal.com profile] florahart. I would suggest checking out some of the fics and art there.
Original Post

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Eyes Wide Open )