idea_of_sarcasm: (cedherm)
Title: False Hope
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Characters/Pairing(s): Hermione/Cedric; Amos Diggory
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I am not JK Rowling. I am not her publisher, editor etc etc. I own nothing, I have no control, I'm just playing in their sandbox.
Summary: The Room of Requirement is limited by the exceptions to the laws of transfiguration – though sometimes it seems otherwise.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] silvernatasha in the [livejournal.com profile] sexy_brilliance exchange. A short little take-off on an idea by [livejournal.com profile] svyen. Original post here

False Hope )



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Someday

May. 8th, 2007 09:15 pm
idea_of_sarcasm: (the end)
Title: Someday
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Rating: G
Characters: Viktor (Hermione/Harry)
For [livejournal.com profile] inell's first line meme. It got a bit long for comment post in a personal LJ

Someday )
idea_of_sarcasm: (simon kaylee)
So, what does one do when they should writing their (potentially long if they ever get on it) [livejournal.com profile] sunandsmut fic, or even starting their [livejournal.com profile] hp_summersmut fic? They listen (no, that's not a mistype) to basketball and write the semi-crackish fic prompted?/requested? By [livejournal.com profile] minisinoo under the "things I would never write" meme.

I had been going to make this into something good - but then I realized I didn't move my firefly dvds here with me. And there's only so much you can get from the internet, shockingly enough. So, here it is in it's stream of consciousness glory

(And, it somehow go actually crackish and amusing (at least to me). Which one wouldn't get unless they have a familiarity with the PBs used over at [livejournal.com profile] stoatshead_hill).

Title: Benefit of the Doubt
Rating: PG
Summary: Kaylee gets rather defensive about Serenity when a certain wizard insults her
(yes, that's right, a bit of an HP/Firefly crossover. And, heck, I even had to toss a pairing in there as well. Canon timelines are completely and utterly irrelevant.)

Benefit of the Doubt )
idea_of_sarcasm: (porn)
So, despite the fact that two out of the three 'never write' prompts were in shows I do not know *cough* [livejournal.com profile] annearchy [livejournal.com profile] acoustics1220 *cough* - I knew at least enough to, uh, fake my way through (and yeah, Lindsey/Angel is SO not shippy as I have no idea of their dynamic never having seen Lindsey really on the show).

And despite the fact it's been eons since I wrote anything in Gilmore Girls (well, it feels like it), and never at all with these characters - here are the snippets (drabbles?) of fics '[livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm will never write':
(feel free to comment on more if anyone's bored - I need something to entertain me, and real fic isn't working)

Lindsey, Angel Show: Angel )

Jess/Dean Show: Gilmore Girls - and is it obvious I've never written angry boy slash, I think so )

Angel/Spike Show: Angel )
idea_of_sarcasm: (zabini2)
Title: A Glimpse
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing: Hermione/Blaise
Disclaimer: I own or control nothing in real life, I don’t write with caplocks enough to even pretend
Rating: PG-13
Author’s notes: I can’t write fic right now, but apparently I can drabble. For the [livejournal.com profile] quiet_ones weekly prompt.

A Glimpse )
idea_of_sarcasm: (Default)
Title: Look But Don’t Touch
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Rating: PG-13. Maybe
Pairing: Seamus/Hermione
Disclaimer: I am in no way affiliated with Harry Potter. I don’t write with caplocks enough to even pretend.

A/N: A ficlet for [livejournal.com profile] inell for being an amazing person. Sorry the smut bunny didn’t oblige, but I think it’s maybe that I’ve never written this pairing. Or even read anything in this pairing.

Of course the world could use more Seamus. Right now I’m picturing an Irish accented voice talking dirty to me…….sorry, back on track. On to the fic.

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Look But Don’t Touch )
idea_of_sarcasm: (whoheart)
A response to the weekly challenge over at [livejournal.com profile] quiet_ones, because I was bored and I just got the internet working on my fancy new computer.

Prompt: Love is like choking on stage with a mic.
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Disclaimer: I’m just borrowing them for a little while
Pairing: Hermione/Draco
Rating: PG
A/N: Rather fluffy. Hell, who am I kidding. Completely fluffy. It feels wrong.

Choking )
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Prompt: Love is like peanut butter.
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Disclaimer: I’m just borrowing them for a little while
Pairing: Hermione/Blaise
Rating: PG-13

Peanut Butter )
idea_of_sarcasm: (eye)
Title:Co-dependent
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing: Hermione/Charlie
Summary: She's just a little crazy
Rating: All Ages
Disclaimer: Shocker isn’t it that I am not JK Rowling, nor do I own anything Harry Potter related?
Author’s note: A piece I was inspired to finish quickly - of course that may have something to do with the length of it.

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Co-dependent )
idea_of_sarcasm: (groban)
Title: Waiting
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Summary: Somehow, they’re each other’s worst nightmare.
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Shocker isn’t it that I am not JK Rowling, nor do I own anything Harry Potter related?
Author’s note: First I was going to make it smutty, then I was going to make it dark….and then this came out for some reason. For [livejournal.com profile] inell’s ‘locked in a room ficlet challenge’ – my drawn pairing was Hermione/Lucius. I don’t even have anywhere to post this.
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Waiting )
idea_of_sarcasm: (Default)
Title: If Wishes Were Horses
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Disclaimer: Shocker isn’t it that I am not JK Rowling, nor do I own anything Harry Potter related?
Pairing: Hermione-centric with Ron/Hermione
Rating: PG-13. Can’t have smut my first time (I’m not that kind of girl).
Summary: Hermione’s never been into divination.
Genre: Angst. General fic. Post-HBP.
Author's Notes: My first fanfic in the Harry Potter fandom. A little nerve wracking actually. Oh, and sorry, I am blatantly not British. Well, as Canadian I’m a little more so than in the US, but my writing is not.



If Wishes Were Horses )

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