idea_of_sarcasm: (Default)
Title: Ripples In The Wake
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing(s): Katie/Oliver
Summary: In the aftermath of the war, 'pureblood' doesn't mean quite what it did in the past.
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Author/Artist's notes: Originally written for the 2009 [livejournal.com profile] smutty_claus exchange.


Ripples In The Wake

idea_of_sarcasm: (Default)
Title: A Different Form of Kindness
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Rating: Light R
Pairing(s): Katie Bell/Marcus Flint
Summary: The truth is usually better and more helpful than a kind shelter from it.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter universe – all recognisable characters and settings are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work. Please observe your local laws with regards to the age-limit and content of this work
Warning(s): Language
Word Count: ~5,600
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] lady_green_bat in the [livejournal.com profile] hp_rarities exchange. Which I struggled mightily with, ha - however I obviously did eventually produce a finished product. One of these days in an exchange I'm going to get a recipient who has possible pairings that doesn't involve me writing these two :)

A Different Form of Kindness )
idea_of_sarcasm: (seamus - lucky charms)
Title: Somebody to Lean On
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing: Dean/Seamus, with an extended Gryffindor supporting cast
Rating: R
Summary: Things can never return to normal that easily, and you should never have to face your problems alone.
Authors Note: Originally written for the 2009 [livejournal.com profile] hp_springsmut exchange for [livejournal.com profile] neversleeps. I think my recipient is still probably poring through the piece going 'so where exactly is the smut?' It turned more into a character piece, for all of them. Perhaps it's another sign I should not be assigned slash in supposedly 'porn' fests.

Somebody To Lean On



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idea_of_sarcasm: (saturday morning)
Posting as I head off to work....

I hate working Saturdays. Oh so much.

Title: It's a Nice Day for a (Weasley) Wedding
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing: Charlie/Katie (Angelina/George, a variety of side pairings)
Summary: Angelina and George are getting married. Nobody said it was going to run smooth, and nobody said they were going to be the only ones getting together.
Rating: R
Warnings: Mild sexual activity and language
Word Count: ~21,000
Author's notes: Originally written for the 2009 [livejournal.com profile] wizard_loveexchange.

It's a Nice Day for (Weasley) Wedding
idea_of_sarcasm: (zabinishrug)
So, remember back four months ago when I took prompts for Christmas drabbles/ficlets? Yeah, I know, just awhile ago. Still, I felt bad about only writing fic for the one from [livejournal.com profile] drcjsnider since writing fell by the wayside when I started to get too busy, so over time I would like to finish the others. Since, uh, most of the prompts were holiday related I'm going to amend them as I can (or, choose random prompts as needed I suppose).

Title: The Secret
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing: Blaise/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: Secret Santa by [livejournal.com profile] kendas
Author's notes: Heh, only ~850 words and it's more adult than the pieces I submitted for 'porn' exchanges. Really creative title, I am aware.

The Secret )
idea_of_sarcasm: (save a broom)
Title: Across the Divide
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Katie Bell/Marcus Flint
Summary: As Voldemort gains power, Katie and Marcus start to learn there is more to life than Quidditch
Disclaimer: I'm not JK Rowling, nor anybody associated with the production and ownership of her work.
Warning(s): Language and sexual content
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] kereia in the [livejournal.com profile] smutty_claus exchange. I should probably wait until a different time to post it around...but well, I'll forget :) Posted to my entirely free new geocities account as it is too long for a single post, and too awkward to break up into proper word counts, ha. There were other places I was going to take this fic, but if certain people on my f-list were going to actually read this pairing in the exchange, it would have had a few too many 'tells'.

Also to fulfill the prompt of 'effect of impact on stationary objects' in my much forgotten [livejournal.com profile] 7spells table.


Across the Divide



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idea_of_sarcasm: (flounder dirty fanfic)
Title: The Very Thought of You
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing: Charlie/Hermione
Rating: Porn light. R maybe?
Summary: Hermione learns fantasies are sometimes made to become reality
Authors note: Happy Birthday Heather ([livejournal.com profile] heather11483)! I got it posted under midnight here close to your birthday. As per your request I tried to write Charlie/Hermione again, though it hasn't occured since your birthday last year! It maybe worked out, it maybe didn't – I really think I've forgotten how to write properly these days :-P I hope you enjoy this when you come down off your election high. At least it's personally just for you :)

The Very Thought of You )
idea_of_sarcasm: (twinklestar)
Title: Out in the Open
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing: Dean/Seamus
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~3800
Warnings: Wanking
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: A potion and a game lead to revelations Seamus never intended to make
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] ozma_katiebell in the [livejournal.com profile] hp_summersmut exchange. My first 'real' foray into writing slash.

Out in the Open )

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idea_of_sarcasm: (save a broom)
Title: Unequal and Opposite
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Katie Bell/Marcus Flint
Summary: Sometimes what one thinks is good for them, isn't really – and what seems like a bad idea, isn't actually.
Disclaimer: I'm not JK Rowling, nor anybody associated with the production and ownership of her work.
Warning(s): None, except language and mild sexual content.
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] purelush in the inaugural [livejournal.com profile] hp_rarities exchange. At her request, it is based on generalities of canon from the RP [livejournal.com profile] road_ahead, but I attempted to write it so you need no familiarity with the game to enjoy the piece :) A bit of a departure from my usual Katie.

Unequal and Opposite )



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idea_of_sarcasm: (twins)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Title: There Are No Constants
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Hermione/Fred (Hermione/Ron)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: All but death can be adjusted, but even then sometimes there are exceptions
Warning(s): Complete DH canon compliancy - and, no, not in the necrophilia sense – and no adultery either. Compliancy with most of JK Rowling's interview canon, though in all this I may be as inconsistent as she is. Easily evaded mild torture, and non-violent character death mentioned. Smut that is only very secondary. . . .
Author's Notes: Originally written for the [livejournal.com profile] hp_springsmut exchange - original post here

(Part One)

(Part Two)

(Part Three)

(Part Four)


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idea_of_sarcasm: (dumbledore dead summary)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Title: There Are No Constants
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Hermione/Fred (Hermione/Ron)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: All but death can be adjusted, but even then sometimes there are exceptions
Warning(s): Complete DH canon compliancy - and, no, not in the necrophilia sense – and no adultery either. Compliancy with most of JK Rowling's interview canon, though in all this I may be as inconsistent as she is. Easily evaded mild torture, and non-violent character death mentioned. Smut that is only very secondary. . . .
Author's Notes: Originally written for the [livejournal.com profile] hp_springsmut exchange.

There Are No Constants - Part Four )
idea_of_sarcasm: (twins)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Title: There Are No Constants
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Hermione/Fred (Hermione/Ron)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: All but death can be adjusted, but even then sometimes there are exceptions
Warning(s): Complete DH canon compliancy - and, no, not in the necrophilia sense – and no adultery either. Compliancy with most of JK Rowling's interview canon, though in all this I may be as inconsistent as she is. Easily evaded mild torture, and non-violent character death mentioned. Smut that is only very secondary. . . .
Author's Notes: Originally written for the [livejournal.com profile] hp_springsmut exchange.

There Are No Constants Part Two )
idea_of_sarcasm: (allwaswell - fred)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Title: There Are No Constants
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Hermione/Fred (Hermione/Ron)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: All but death can be adjusted, but even then sometimes there are exceptions
Warning(s): Complete DH canon compliancy - and, no, not in the necrophilia sense – and no adultery either. Compliancy with most of JK Rowling's interview canon, though in all this I may be as inconsistent as she is. Easily evaded mild torture, and non-violent character death mentioned. Smut that is only very secondary. . . .
Author's Notes: Originally written for the [livejournal.com profile] hp_springsmut exchange.

There Are No Constants - Part One )
idea_of_sarcasm: (marauders fred heaven)
Title: A Lack of Impact.
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: George/Hermione, (Fred)
Summary: One plus one still – unfortunately – equals two.
Warnings: Spoilers for Deathly Hallows
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] modestyrabnott in the [livejournal.com profile] hp_summersmut exchange.

*x-posted like a 2 knut whore


A Lack of Impact )



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idea_of_sarcasm: (twinklestar)
Title: Memory is a Complicated Thing - Part 2
Pairing: Neville/Ginny, Frank/Alice
Rating: NC-17
Summary: You have to know the past, to understand the present.
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter in any way shape or form. The characters are not my intellectual property. And since the plot comes from the universe Rowling created, it's technically not mine either.
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] mosaic in the [livejournal.com profile] sunandsmut exchange.

Part 1

Memory is a Complicated Thing - Part 2 )

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idea_of_sarcasm: (twinklestar)
Title: Memory is a Complicated Thing - Part 1
Pairing: Neville/Ginny, Frank/Alice
Rating: NC-17
Summary: You have to know the past, to understand the present.
Warnings/Spoilers: None. Written for an exchange pre-DH.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter in any way shape or form. The characters are not my intellectual property. And since the plot comes from the universe Rowling created, it's technically not mine either.
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] mosaic in the [livejournal.com profile] sunandsmut exchange.

Memory is a Complicated Thing - Part 1 )
idea_of_sarcasm: (tonymichelle)
The only thing I've written in the past few months - and it was for a smutty fic exchange. My recipient asked for a vanilla, relatively fluffy, smut fic (among a few other specifics) - and that she did get. For my reference, original post here in [livejournal.com profile] hp_springsmut - the reveals were done today, and there were quite a few good pieces this year, although not in pairings I usually read.


Title:After All This Time
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Rating: Adult
Pairing(s): Hermione/Viktor
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: She hadn't seen him in years, although it wasn't entirely by choice.
Author's Notes: Written for [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] for the [livejournal.com profile] hp_springsmut exchange.

After All This Time )
idea_of_sarcasm: (zabinishrug)
Title: Coming Out On Top
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I own or control nothing. Shocker, huh?
Pairing: Hermione/Blaise
Summary: It wasn’t goodness of heart, it was self-preservation
Warnings: Light bondage/spanking
Author’s notes: [livejournal.com profile] smutty_claus entry for [livejournal.com profile] millieweasley.


Coming Out On Top )
idea_of_sarcasm: (pinkpresent)
Title: Still Waters Run Deep
Author:[livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing: Hermione/Percy
Disclaimer: I own or control nothing in real life, I don’t write with caplocks enough to even pretend
Rating:Adult
Summary: She didn’t know what would happen if he unbent for once, but she’d like to find out.
Author’s notes: Merry Christmas everyone! Not that this is the best gift you all will get today. This is what you get with boredom, a lack of fic to read, and a ym prompt late at night from [livejournal.com profile] inell.

Still Waters Run Deep )
idea_of_sarcasm: (zabini2)
Title: On The Other Hand
Author:[livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing: Hermione/Blaise
Disclaimer: I own or control nothing in real life, I just manipulate them in fanfic for my own nefarious purposes.
Rating:Adult
Summary: The situation may not be ideal, but it can have certain advantages
Author’s notes: A little piece to get me out of my writer’s block, and because I needed a bit of break from real life. Dedicated to [livejournal.com profile] kendas.

On The Other Hand )
idea_of_sarcasm: (change)
Title: Eyes Wide Open
Pairing: Hermione/Bill
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sex, language
Summary:She's bringing him out of his comfort zone.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is not mine. You think JK Rowling would let her characters do these things?
Author Notes: Written for the [livejournal.com profile] sexy_brilliance Exchange for [livejournal.com profile] florahart. I would suggest checking out some of the fics and art there.
Original Post

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Eyes Wide Open )
idea_of_sarcasm: (whoheart)
Title: A Fair Exchange
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing: Hermione/Blaise
Rating: NC-17. Adult.
Warnings: Sex, language
Summary: How do you summarize porn with minimal plot?
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is not mine. You think JK Rowling would let her characters do these things?
Author Notes: Done as a request for [livejournal.com profile] granger2malfoy ; some of the criteria were fulfilled a little vaguely.

*x-posted like nobody’s business
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A Fair Exchange )
idea_of_sarcasm: (screwedicon)
This is a fic I wrote for the Hot Summer Nights with Draco and Hermione fic exchange. Although I'm not going to post it to communities like I do with other fics (seems whorish), I'm posting it in my journal just because I like to have a place where all my fic can be together.

This was a bitch to finish. It took me way too long.


Title: Karma
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Rating: Adult
Pairing: Hermione/Draco
Warnings: Sex, language
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is not mine. You think JK Rowling would let her characters do these things?
Author Notes/Beta Credits: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] granger2malfoy for her help in fixing this up. All mistakes are mine. I meant to do a shorter and more vague angsty piece, but then the characters demanded dialogue and plot. Fic for [livejournal.com profile] daphne_minor,
Summary: What goes around, comes around.

Karma )
idea_of_sarcasm: (Default)
Title: Fulfillment
Author: [livejournal.com profile] idea_of_sarcasm
Pairing: Hermione/Draco/Harry
Summary: It’s not about sex
Rating: *Adult* Although mild
Genre: No idea how to classify this.
Warning: Nothing above what usually rates an adult labelling - except for the threesome aspect.
Disclaimer: Shocker isn’t it that I am not JK Rowling, nor do I own anything Harry Potter related?
A/n: This dispells the notion that I do not read nor write threesomes - although it is only a drabble. This is what happens when you get home at 2 in the morning, tipsy, and your internet is finally working. Thank God for [livejournal.com profile] quills_inkstain otherwise this would be posted nowhere but my own livejournal (although that may not be a bad thing)

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Fulfillment )

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